My 101st Post

Fern posts interesting stuff on her tumblr lol so i took this from her and decided to read it and here are my thoughts on some of the things she mentioned lol

I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

or of roads that don't exist!! lol (right, boyfriend?)

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know”
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
not to be friends with?

lmao this is so true... i seriously know people on those things but i never decide to add them... i bet the same goes for me the other way around lol

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually
becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting
90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s
laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little
bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the
only one who really, really gets it.

i totally agree with this. or sometimes when i watch the movie and then i totally feel bad that i recommended it because it was so funny but then i realize that maybe it wasn't as funny as i thought so now i feel stupid

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

LMAO!! seriously right? or sweaters... or basketball shorts...

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in

YES! to the point where you lose circulation in your fingers then you realize halfway to the kitchen, you should have balanced the milk better with the canned fruits or something else that's heavy hahaha

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to
finish a text.

HAHAHAHAH this is SO TRUE! i hear you can still get a ticket though... true or false?

LOL has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”

yeah or just to clear things up so that the other end knows that it's a joke and nothing serious, i guess.

How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod
and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

THIS IS SO FUNNY lol

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

what the heck lol

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.

this is epic hahaha

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure ILMAO omg... epic. know how to get out of my neighborhood.

hahahahah yes yes very true.

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
shower first and THEN turn on the water.

i DO find this really hard to believe... but it's definitely possible

Bad decisions make good stories

AMEN

Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if
I do!

lol also one of my confessions that i know i didn't have until after i read this hahaha

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are
going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

OMG... i totally just thought of my boyfriend leaning back on my computer chair. hhahaha if you go to pacific and you know about the computer chairs that has that thing for you to lean back on... YES that is what i'm talking about lol

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people
watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will
they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t
watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and
leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’

at this rate... i'm in love with reading these and i hope that you guys are enjoying these as much as i am ahaha

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone
and run away?

lol yeah...

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

yeah... waste of a make up day :(

When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she
hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some light
internet stalking.

HAHAHAHA really? i wanna have my boyfriend admit this to me lol

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle,
then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

very true. i realized this earlier when i was listening to music on my blackberry then i ended up deleting some of them cuz i thought they were awful lol

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

hahahaha this one goes out to my boyfriend who's a championship cyclist lol i don't hate you, bub... i just thought this was funny! lol

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

hahahah VERY NICE! and yes i will admit that i do do this! lol

My 4year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?

lmao

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they
drive behind obeys the speed limit.

I would think the cops would be getting a kick out of seeing this happen

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

hahahahah wtf...

and finally

The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw
they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,
someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think
about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people
eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by
myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat *******
before dinner.

ahahahah